TheSuperAbsurdist

Whimsical artist who will draw the occassional smutty picture. Consult a doctor for erections lasting more than 12 hours. Commissions are available.

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New Year, New Avatar

Check out my brand spankin’ new avatar! Enjoy!

fatjuice:
“meatgod:
“morganandmorganite:
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fatjuice:

meatgod:

morganandmorganite:

gottacatchemsome:

dana-cardinal:

feed-the-chat:

earthshaker1217:

chrysalisamidst:

darkcocosb:

darkcocosb:

sassysugarnyc:

classicalbombshell:

deadgorl:

dosomethingprettywhileyoucan:

Money spell! Reblog to charge it with your intent; the more people see it, the more powerful it becomes. Magic should be fun!

this actually does work the witches of tumblr really are out here doing something lol

NOW THIS MONEY POST I AM HERE FOR

Yesss November come throughhhhhhh!!

Reblogging with all my intent and desire.

I
Made
$750
For
Nothing

I need a transition and also to not be in abject poverty

I too require money.

would like some money plz

reblogging bc after I saw this last time I found out that I haven’t been getting my orphan’s benefit because of an administrative issue, not because I no longer qualify, and got a whole year of back pay

Reblogging because I just got a letter in the mail that there is still some money in my 401k from the job I got pettily fired from and so I’ll be getting somewhere around $650 dollars, thereabouts, in about a month. 

I MEAN WHAT. 

Witches of Tumblr, my hat is off to you.

With Christmas coming up I could really do with the money okay so my grandad just bought me some tabacco and spent money on me and my other half and we’re getting another £10 at some point this really works

Let that money be bestowed upon me, meatGod approved

I need a good blessing

Big money. Big money. Big money.

(via spoodiddy)

claudettevontesse:
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“ hermes-is-my-homeboy:
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“ violaslayvis:
“ hermes-is-my-homeboy:
“ yo-daddys-my-bitch:
“May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more...

claudettevontesse:

blackaudio25:

iwriteallday:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

ashashi-corner:

flargahblargh:

violaslayvis:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

yo-daddys-my-bitch:

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

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10 of Pentz came thruuu

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Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

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No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

Need.

Need that

Pray for this

(via merc-deadpool)

Welcome to Japan

samson-sfw-tumbling:

dyrus:

all-city-chess-club:

oyveynikky:

all-city-chess-club:

catchymemes:

Where cars are parked orderly and in reverse

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Where fruits can be cubes

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Where people keep left

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And lamps have different brightness for double beds

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People queue up in lines

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Applies to stickers too

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Where what you get is the same as the poster

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you get waved goodbye..?

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Relieving both mind and body

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Yup.

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Smooth train operator

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No embarrassing knocking or barging into rooms to check out if they are occupied

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When you need an extra hand

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For the selfiestas

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Brolly holders

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Because normal manhole covers are too mainstream

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Think diagonal

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And anytime u need to soak your feet

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Where you raise responsible adults, not brats

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And luggage is organised in color codes

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When you need help after the condom broke

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Instant sanitary gratification

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Why they are so welcome at football matches

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Where water is that clean in the drains

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Nuff said

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I miss Japan so much.

Ummmmm

Yes, Japan is that awesome

strongly agree

I want to live in japan 

I want to visit Japan one day and never leave

(Source: catchymemes, via )

hostileapple:

⚠⚠YOU HAVE BEEN CURSED.⚠⚠

You have been cursed by my self love curse, you have to respect and love yourself now! Reblog to curse your followers! 🙏🙏

(via rustybirdcage)